Star Search/Las Vegas 2003 competiton ......................
out of 55 comics or so, I Was The ONLY ONE Who DIDNT get to FINISH His 3 MINUTES---I could not believe they cut me off after 1.5 minutes---guess when one of the judges is an OPERA SINGER, thats what u get.........................................................
update: Star search contest 2004- this was weird...the same judges who cut me off last year, r the same ones judging here in this contest!! I was so freaked out I didnt have a very good set!
Boomers, lounge, las vegas:
Mucus Fumblin, the 'producer', cant put me up cuz ive just been too much for him to handle in the past. oh i think he's just jealous
Iowa Cafe, Las Vegas..................
.Rene is the fattest, nastiest, ugliest, stupidest --(except for shelly the hack, but all u gotta do is look at a recent pic of her to know that)sooh dont get me started on those i@#$$. yEA, THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO DO COMEDY ON MUSIC NITE
The Beach Nite Club. Las Vegas
-- Saturday nite comedy? show..is not even good enuf to be listed in their weekly ad in local papers....SHELLEY THE HACK got the GM to warn me that i'd be ARRESTED if I ever go near it again.... oh, thEse bi#
The Metro Cafe Las Vegas,
Oh those @#holes...never ,ever a crowd when I went in there- yet IM the ONE whose not bringin in peple??? gimme a break. oh, no- they wanna do "music lessons' every nite of the week?? yea, like musicians have money to pay for anything other than french fries.
Jitters CoffeeHouse, Las Vegas
....HA! Theyre NOW CLOSED! Serves 'em right! tHEy couldnt handle Talent of my calibr!
JAVA JOINT Coffeehouse, Las Vegas-
Guess what _THEYRE CLOSED TOO! DO YOU SEE APATTERN HERE?? HA! and GOOD riddance. Course anything related to STOGIE has to be a bust..(He showed up ther during my first and only show and somehow talked managment into thinking -oh forget it--. What a #@$%#$%
Cafe Espresso Roma, Las Vegas
, hey ----THEY JUST SHUT DOWN PERMANENTLY TOO! THE MESSAGE HERE??? dont MESS W/ rade zone
Honest John's A BAR, in a 'hood called Hell's Kitchen, Las Vegas
The nastiest hell-hole dive bar u could ever want to perform in...but now guess what THEYRE CLOSED TOO! oddly enuff- I think SHULI is still performing there
Thunderbird Bar, also in Hell's Kitcken, las Vegas Part of the Thunderbird Hotel...NOW CLOSED. What more is there 2 say?
BORDERS Bookstore in Henderson: geez all i gotta say is...'Borders bookstore in Henderson'! stuck up, snotty, and not even in las vegas...oy. I did one show there...but they r totally clueless. why have entertainment there when u can get adults hanging out all DAY and reading magazines for FREE??Course it didnt help that JOE #$@#$#^ RUSSO was chasing girls around the magazine rack to get them to volenteeer for his ;magic; trick...
The ARTS FACTORY, Las vegas in the NOT oh so trendy arts district of downtown. Jerry Misko said I was offending the 86-year-olds who couldnt figger out my act, and thus got offended and wouldnt contribute a dollar to the C.A.C. Fund.. (Course, it didnt help that my LAST performance there was titled my "Mental Hospital Escapee" SHOW!)
Emergency Room Lounge, las vegas: I took over the show one nite after Davy O cancelled it and nobody wanted to get up and perform, so I did an hour and a half on stage!! next week i came back and Rik Evans told me HE was running the show and I was just lucky to be let back in on this nite..Ric Evans - what a sleazE!! he couldnt keep this show more that 3 weeks, cuz HE couldnt run a show.
IN L.A. :
the Comedy store:
I wasnt ever really was booked there, but on open mic nite they threw me out for heckling Brian Holtzman (even tho He actually thought it was funny) Freddy Soto actually put me up on stage for open mic....and Bob Oschack also introduced me once or twice as he was hosting at that time.
The Gay & Lesbian Bookstore of West Hollywood:
Ah the (NOW) infamous Christopher reeve Bit....they didnt like it at ALL at G&L Bkstre
